Ghost Hunters Extraordinaire

mark · Spirit Joined: 29 Feb 2008 Posts: 591

A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to Nursery..

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

'I went to visit my Nana'.

No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.

Use 'Big People' words!'

She then asked Mitchell what he had done

'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.
She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.

You must remember to use 'Big People' words'.

She then asked little Alex what he had done?

'I read a book' he replied.
That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.

'What book did you read?'

( I love this.....)

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,

'Winnie the SHIT'
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evergreen · Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:07 pm Post subject:

totally !!! big people words Big Grin

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