Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:59 pm Post subject: lol
> Two prawns were swimming around in the sea
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> One called Justin and the other called Kristian.
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> The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.
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> Finally one day Justin said to Kristian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn;
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> I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten.'
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> A large mysterious cod appeared and said, 'Your wish is granted'
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> Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
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> Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
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> Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely.
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> All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.
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> Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
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> While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
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> He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold,
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> he found himself turned back into a prawn.
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> With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.
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> (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).
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> Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.
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> 'Where's Kristian?' he asked.
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> 'He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark',
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> came the reply.
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> Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Kristian's abode.
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> As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.
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> He banged on the door and shouted, 'It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.'
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> Kristian replied, 'No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy,
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> and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner.'
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> Justin cried back 'No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.'.........
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> (You're going to love this...............................)
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> .
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> .
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> .
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> 'I've found Cod. I'm a
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> Prawn again Kristian'
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> _________________ my website is www.hauntedessex.com
For all of us who are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a
bottle of wine:
Sally was driving home from one of her business
trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly
Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like
a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into
the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make
a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old
woman just sat silently, looking intently at
everything she saw, studying every little detail,
until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
Sally..
'What in bag?' asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's
a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or
two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
she said:
'Good trade....' _________________ Remember words spoken complaining may blight every effort and plan,
A kind word would help in attaining,
So say a kind word when you can.
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