david hobbs
|
Suggestions pleaseOn this years trip to the west country I came back a day early and didn't get to Glastonbury.
Now here's the thing
I need a valid reason to go back again.
This reason will be conveyed to my wife Magi.
So they better be b****y good ones.
|
Bravo
|
Tell her both your legs fell off, and are at Glastonbury.
If she 'believes' she can see your legs in place then suggest she may need psychiatric attention, remember to be very supportive of her condition, at a time like that she needs you (once you got your legs back).
|
david hobbs
|
Exellent idea. For a man looking for a career have you considered public relations.
I just don't know how I didn't think of it myself but I guess with Karate and a wife and six kids you have to think on your feet for most of the time.
I have just called the health insurance people and uped the cover so I will explain about the legs to Magi tonight.
I just can't help thinking that i may not have a leg to stand on though.
Damm it is a cunning plan 
|
meiah
|
How about just because you want to?
Is that too simple?
Think of why you want to go (from the heart), and just say that? I'd buy it if it was true.
Or fall back on the legs thing
(Can tell I am crap at lying)
|
Bravo
|
| meiah wrote: | How about just because you want to?
Is that too simple?
Think of why you want to go (from the heart), and just say that? I'd buy it if it was true.
Or fall back on the legs thing
(Can tell I am crap at lying) |
Meiah has obviously been taken over by your wifes subconscious self and is trying to set you down the false path of truth.
If you don't think she'll buy the legs strategy, simply fall back on the old android trick.
Tell her that you are really an android and that your homing chip has been activated which means you are needed to save the universe (again), tell her to have your tea ready for when you come back.....
|
david hobbs
|
OK. Sooooo I am an android with no legs and off to save the universe because I am also the only android in the universe with a heart anddddd
OOOOhhh dear.
Yes back on track. My android heart is yearning to go to Glastonbury to get some spare parts so that I can find excaliber and save the round table from going to auction . No lost it again 
Oh Dear.
Em
|
meiah
|
Ouch....Bravo is obviously steering you down the male "lets complicate the issue" route........ on this path lies madness, or at least an expensive apology dinner, flowers and washing up for at least a month......
What was the book? "Feel the fear and do it anyway"? Live on the edge, and be honest. It may amuse her 
|
meiah
|
Beacuse of all the rain, it will be easier to see the Isle of Avalon from the Tor as it will be the only place not underwater?
|
david hobbs
|
See the thing is it's a bloke thing. All that heart on sleeve stuff is in the same league as asking directions if you are lost.
I shall mull it over and I have a choice between two lies and one truth.
Now which of the lies do I like the best.
|
meiah
|
You miss the point...the truth is the one approach she won't expect, and is therefore bullet proof.....or you could lie.....
|
david hobbs
|
Ok I will resort to my old Navajo indian trick.
Begging.
|
Bravo
|
| meiah wrote: | Ouch....Bravo is obviously steering you down the male "lets complicate the issue" route........ on this path lies madness, or at least an expensive apology dinner, flowers and washing up for at least a month......
What was the book? "Feel the fear and do it anyway"? Live on the edge, and be honest. It may amuse her |
Nooo, this is a blatant attempt to undermine your masculinity!
I have read that book by Susan Jeffers, Feel The Fear and do it anyway.
I also bought a book about procrastination, and if I ever get round to reading it, I will have a suitable retort for your cunningly devilish 'truth' tactic......
|
Sia
|
Hi Im back
Now Dave , its a woman our dealing with , yes?
Then do it the womans way , be completely honest :D
P.S little tip, dont think about just wait for a quiet time and let it all ccome out xxx
|
Bravo
|
| Sia wrote: | | Then do it the womans way , be completely honest :D |
*THUD*
Ooh...sorry everyone, sorry....fell over there...just give me a minute, I'll be alright in a minute.....
|
meiah
|
Hang on....is the mystery here Glastonbury, or how to get want you want from a woman?>
|
Bravo
|
| meiah wrote: | | Hang on....is the mystery here Glastonbury, or how to get want you want from a woman?> |
Ok, you figure out how to get what you want from a woman...
I will figure out the Yeti, Chucacabra, UFO's, curses, zombies, the meaning of life and who is the valid opposition to this government...
I bet I win 
|
meiah
|
I've already won!!! Good luck with the yeti
|
david hobbs
|
| Bravo wrote: | | Sia wrote: | | Then do it the woman's way , be completely honest :D |
*THUD*
Ooh...sorry everyone, sorry....fell over there...just give me a minute, I'll be alright in a minute..... |
You nearly fell on me!
i remember an episode of little house on the prairie. Magi used to like it by the way. One of the sons was falling in love for the first time and his father decided to try to give him some manly advice.
Oh Paw I really think that something strange is happening to me.
yes son I know the feeling I had it with your ma. Now son I think that there's something I think I need to tell you about women
Whats that pa
Danged if I know son.
|
Bravo
|
My son once came to me for some advice about something.
I said 'why don't you go ask your mother?'
'I didn't want to know that much about it' came the reply
|
david hobbs
|
| Bravo wrote: | My son once came to me for some advice about something.
I said 'why don't you go ask your mother?'
'I didn't want to know that much about it' came the reply
|
So wise for one so young
|
Sia
|
| Bravo wrote: | | Sia wrote: | | Then do it the womans way , be completely honest :D |
*THUD*
Ooh...sorry everyone, sorry....fell over there...just give me a minute, I'll be alright in a minute..... |
Men i dont know, if its any help, we havent got a clue what you lot are all about either :D
|
Sia
|
Men I dont know :roll: :D
If its any help we havent got a clue what you lot are all about either :D
|
Bravo
|
Food and sex just about covers it tbh, we're not overly complicated creatures
|
david hobbs
|
Speak for your self. I like the intellectual side off things in life.
I wonder why we need food and where I can get some more, and I think a lot about sex. I use my mind.
Were not all primitive Ya know.
|
Bravo
|
I too think more of sex than actually doing it...but that's not because I have risen transcandentally...
We all have basic needs that are a part of our genetic make up. Any oddities born without any desire for sex as part of their dna is a strain that wont continue in the evolutionary scale.
How much of our choices are made for us by inherent nature, and how much by thought?
I am a truly faithful married man and intend to stay so...but if Angelina Jolie knocked on my noggin, would I be able to resist? I would like to think I would, but would I?
|
david hobbs
|
| Bravo wrote: | I too think more of sex than actually doing it...but that's not because I have risen transcandentally...
We all have basic needs that are a part of our genetic make up. Any oddities born without any desire for sex as part of their dna is a strain that wont continue in the evolutionary scale.
How much of our choices are made for us by inherent nature, and how much by thought?
I am a truly faithful married man and intend to stay so...but if Angelina Jolie knocked on my noggin, would I be able to resist? I would like to think I would, but would I? |
With me it's Sophia Loren
Trouble is she would be knocking on my door with her walking stick
|
Sia
|
See using DNA as an excuse :D But truth is woman are partically ruled by DNA as well, we cant help being the way we are either
Oh and its Johnny Depp fro me anyday and of course you David :D
|
david hobbs
|
Oh and its Johnny Depp fro me anyday and of course you David
Sia you are obviously enlightened.
I think that perhaps men and women a just halves of the whole.
|
evergreen
|
Brilliant reply david.. I think I am as sexual as most men and I have met men who like to think and engage in conversations that stimulates the mind and not just the sex organs a great amount of the time.. refreshing those men are!!!
I often find women very hard to understand myself .. give me a man anyday :D
|
david hobbs
|
| evergreen wrote: | Brilliant reply david.. I think I am as sexual as most men and I have met men who like to think and engage in conversations that stimulates the mind and not just the sex organs a great amount of the time.. refreshing those men are!!!
I often find women very hard to understand myself .. give me a man anyday :D
|
Ok but you need to specify preferred height colour and personality traits.
The things I do to keep you happy.
|
evergreen
|
oh gosh ... David lol I nearly spit my tea all over the screen... I'll find my own thanks a million though one day when I know who I am totally...lol so maybe never
|
|
|
