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| Kas |
Meerkat selling London Ghost Tours?Posted on my Facebook page.Lech wrote at 2:18am yesterday The Polska Londons Ghost Tours Come to the new London's Best Ghost Walk for walk into the darks side of the London's histories. You will be join by me LECH HANUSZ a polish psychicnzy and exorcists! It goes dark in the narrow alleyways and hidden courtyards of the old city. London's spookiest polish tour begins and a spine-chilling night awaits you in the company of POLANDS BEST MEDIUM PSYCHICZNY Lech Hanusz who is man who is psychiczny and talk to the ghost. We will walk the street looking for the ghosts and the spirits and the demons of Londons. I will tell you the stories of the smelly dead gypsy man who is poltergeist, Captain Stardust a polish popstar who drunk and die on the road and a thieving bastard of Oxford Street. I will show you the photographs of my friends from polska, Doda ‘Diamond Bitch’ and Ian Mcshane – the MR Loverjoys. Simples!!! |
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| Raymond |
LOL! The smelly dead gypsy man who is poltergeist on the new computermabob!
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| david hobbs |
The only meercat I know is on the Bad Psychics forum | ||||
| Kas |
He's back!!!
Lech Hanusz23 October at 15:46 I am Marta Lechowicz on the night of 7th October, I taken Lech Hanusz my friend and medium from Poland to talk to the ghosts of the Jack the Ripper. Sometimes the ghosts talk to Lech and he tells us what is said and then the ghost talk through Lech and he say what is happenings. COMMERCIAL STREET Lech “I am talking to the people who are looking for m.. m.. mary, coming in me spirit, coming in me spirit “Eeup me duck londons town and jelly eels bastard who is you I am slag bitch from old time” Marta “what is your name” Lech “I am the slag mary kellys and I do the sex with the mens up the alleys and talk the silly nonsense to the mans and women. i am just the poors woman who opens mi legs for the men and i am lookings like jayne seymours from the medicine womans i have no mobiles phones, cds or the ciggies and i had no houses to lives in.” Marta “what are you doing” Lech “i am stooding on the pub steps called 'murder bastard' and i seeing the man. hallo sailer would you like the sex and the good times in the London town old frend you have the big moustache like the freddies mercuree and the eyes like a man who is the mad and brain is full of EVILS cross mi palms with the silvers for the sex!" ”WAAA HAAAA!! WOOOO! HOOOO! I AM THE RIPPER JACKS THE BASTARD KILLER OF THE OLD TOWNS OF THE LONDON” Marta “Lech! Lech! Come to the lights, blessed ELOI!” Lech “HEE HEE WIKKY WOOO BASTARDS I am stabbing the slags of the dirty London and I take my knifes and put them in YOU tonights I AM THE RIPPER JACKS WAAAA HAAA… It is at this points Lech fell to the floor and bashed his sweet head in a pile of shit on the pavements from the gypsy man who is laughing at us in our investigations TO BE CONTINUD
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| Raymond |
Now there's a party trick worth knowing!!!
LOL! You couldn't make it up
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| Kas |
Shall we invite him on here? | ||||
| Raymond |
Oh yes! Good old Lech.
I bet he's got a few stories to tell, and we can take the piss out of him at the same time. |
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| Kas |
We can see his photo's of Doda ‘Diamond Bitch’ and Ian Mcshane – the MR Loverjoys. | ||||
| Raymond |
I'm still laughing at him bashing his sweet head on a pile of shit.
If only I had been there.
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| Kas |
Raymond. Tel the truth
You would have been up the alleys with the big moustache like the freddies mercuree.
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| Scott |
is this for real? i thought it was a comedy thing | ||||
| wackyjacky |
@ Raymond, I've just spat my coffee everywhere
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| Kas |
It's real Scott. |
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| Raymond |
So how do we contact this Lech chappie? | ||||
| Kas |
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=53712567047 | ||||
| Raymond |
Oh my goodness he is real:
I am now in the Londons. I am psychiczny medium and exorcistsm and the sex advising and POLANDS NO 1 medium in the worlds. I am doings the POLSKA LONDONS GHOST WALK new walk into the darks side of the London's histories I will tell you of the smelly dead gypsy man who is poltergeist, Captain Stardust a polish popstar who drunk and die on the road and a thieving bastard of Oxford Street. I will show you the photographs of my friends from polska, Doda ‘Diamond Bitch’ and Ian Mcshane – the MR Loverjoys. My psychic readings are free and accurate and are given to me by Master Eloi, my spirit guide. At the age of three I was given my kleks my psychic eyes A psychiczny message AND the sex advising. Is there no end to this man's talents? |
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| Scott |
lol. did you invite him to join this forum? i would love to hear if he speaks like that in real life
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| Kas |
Yes he does 
Lech Hanusz
lechhanusz@googlemail.com |
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| Raymond |
LOL! This is fantastic! I've got to meet this man.
I looked at his facebook page but I couldn't find anywhere to send him a message otherwise I would have sent him the link to us. I want to know who the 'Diamond Bitch' is, and why he seems to attract more than his fair share of 'thieving bastards'.
Good old Lech! What great a bloke! |
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| Kas |
Are you going to invite him then?
And if you do should we delete this thread?
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| Raymond |
I'd love to but I can't find anywhere to send him a message. I've joined his group now though so when I have more time I'll poke around and see if I can.
I'd love him to join us on GHE. He'd make the rest of us seem quite normal. |
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| Kas |
His e-mail address is a couple of posts up. | ||||
| Raymond |
Ahhhh! ok, I'll get onto that.
But yes, if he does come on here we must delete this whole thread. We don't want him to see us taking the piss out of him before he's even got here. |
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| Raymond |
Ok, just sent him the following e-mail :
Dear Mr. Hanusz, I would like to invite you to join our on-line forum. We are a group of very serious individuals who try to explore all aspects of the paranormal through sober discussion and intelligent conversation. We have been following your exploits with great interest via your facebook page and would very much like you to join our group and tell us more of your stories as a psychic medium. Please find us by following this link: http://ghe.myfreeforum.org/index.php We all look forward to seeing you on our forum. Until then Best wishes Dame Beatrice Hotpot (S.L.A.P.A) I'll let you know If I get a response.
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| Kas |
I think he's been banned from Facebook.
Gutted that we won't get the next installment |
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| david hobbs |
I think this guy would fit in here nicely.
He makes a lot of sense as far as I can see
Invite him to Stonehenge. |
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| Scott |
have you heard back from him yet raymond? | ||||
| Lilly |
well,I reckon its Derek Acorah in disguise..
Seeemples!!!!!!!! |
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| david hobbs |
I think it's another branch of Kas's paranormal events empire.
The clue is in the english It is just how Kas actually speaks. |
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| Kas |
Oi, i'll see you in the alleys you slag bitch Mr Hobbs with the heads like the Yul Brynners. | ||||
| Raymond |
LOL! And he will smack your sweet head on the piles of shit!
That will never stop being funny!
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| wackyjacky |
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| david hobbs |
well i'll rodgins your'e bottings till yo go bangny yuz buggerroos. | ||||
| david hobbs |
Whackey Please do not feed the animals. Thank you |
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| wackyjacky |
Sorry David, I couldn't help laughing at Raymond...
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| Raymond |
Laughing with me Wacky, with me.
Round here we only laugh at Hobbs. |
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| david hobbs |
Oh not calling her a lezer when you want her on your side you ruddy hipocrite. | ||||
| Raymond |
I've come to terms with Wacky's lesbianism.
Even though they don't know the difference between a curling tong and slingback they're still just people after all. |
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| david hobbs |
i like lezers
Arm wrestling nose picking little darlings that they are. |
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| Lilly |
LITTLE??????? You should see my next door neighbours! two very very nice ladeeez certainly not little! 
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