david hobbs
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Mark TimeA young man called Mark from Canewdon
Told a joke and it was quite a rude one.
He went red in the face when he saw his discrace
I just laughed and said I'm not a prude man.
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Raymond
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There was a young lady from Ealing
Who pissed all over the ceiling.....
.....no, I think we'll end it there.
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david hobbs
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Off came the plaster and plasrered her arse sir.
So she packed up and moved to Darjeeling.
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Raymond
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I know a slightly different version, a bit ruder.
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david hobbs
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Yes so do I.
Good innit.
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Raymond
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LOL!
Don't say a word. There are ladies present.
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