Kas
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Kas PoemsSimple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you wally!
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Mel S
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Kas...your talent is endless. lol
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david hobbs
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Kasy baby joined the Navy but when he put to sea
All the sailors and some ex whalers shouted out with glee
Here comes kasy he looks snazy I want him on my knee
But kasy wanted sea and sun and brown girls by the score
He abandoned ship on his first trip his botty was so sore
So now he looks for ghosty stuff he's even past a test.
But in his mind he still knows that the sailors were the best
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Kas
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Kas
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Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
And turned its wool to nylon.
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Mel S
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hHAHAHA Very good
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Kas
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Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
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david hobbs
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Mary had a little watch she swallowed it one day
Now she's taking Epsom Salts to pass the time away
The Epsom Salts they did not work the watch it would not pass
So if you want to know the time just look up Marys 1234
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david hobbs
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Ding dong dell I know Sceptic tel
He hunts for ghosts and posts his posts
He's sceptic, is he hell, sceptic is he hell
Quite rousing don't you think
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david hobbs
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I know a young man called Billy
He has no hair and that's chilly
He once sailed away for a year and a day
And was wrecked off the Isles of Scilly
Just his luck wouldn't ya say.
Gordon Brown must have messed with his tide charts
Any way he was heading west and the Philipines are in the east
Little brown girls
Little brown girls
Little brown girls everyday
I will sail there
I will sail there
I will sail there
come what may
They do the cooking
There good looking
And their figure is OK
But can you keep their
extended family
On what the social pay
I must leave the vodka alone
I must leave the vodka alone
I must leave the vodka alone
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evergreen
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David must leave Vodka alone
David must leave Vodka alone
Rather entertaining thanks
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billy nomates
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thats ssssssssooooooooo funny..........just following chris columbus.....
what are u drinking/ vodka and meths?
my dear friend david hobbs
couldnt play a round without several blobs
he's got tailor made clubs
but plays just like a jubb,
he slices his drives
increasingly wide,
what a silly hobbs!
bill shakespeare must be turning in his grave!
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billy nomates
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in an underground bar which was like a cave
i went for a drink with my old mate dave
even though his head was swirlin'
he told me that his name was merlin...
his eyes had changed
he looked deranged
he dropped a doner on my jacket
which ====ed me off,it cost a packet!!!!!!!
true story...
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billy nomates
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a night out with dave part 2
he said that he was Arthurs mate
i took him home it was getting late
he dropped the kebab inside my car
you wouldnt think the pieces would stray too far
i was finding bits for months on end
thankyou dave my special friend
at 2a.m outside his house
with freezing cold water i was doused
is there a point to my story
a tale of ale,hope and glory
the moral of the yarn is this
dont go out on the p***!
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david hobbs
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I wonder if his songs don't scan either
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billy nomates
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scan?
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david hobbs
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| billy nomates wrote: | | scan? |
Yes. You know what scan is.
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billy nomates
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why do u want to scan my messages?
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david hobbs
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Because they are scandalous
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Kas
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IF YOUR MANSION HOUSE NEEDS HAUNTING JUST CALL.. GHE.
WE'VE GOT SPOOKS AND GHOULS AND FREAKS AND FOOLS.. AT GHE.
HEAR THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SING A HAUNTING MELODY.
REMEMBER WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT A MYSTERY BUT.. GHE.
AT YOUR PARTY BE A SMARTY AND HIRE.. GHE.
IF WANT A FRIGHT CLIMB THE SPOOKY HEIGHTS WITH.. GHE.
YOU CAN LET OUR SPIRIT MOVE YOU AND FOR FUN PLAY GHOSTMAN'S KNOCK..
BECAUSE WE AIM TO SHOCK WE HOPE YOUR KNEES WILL KNOCK, THAT'S.. GHE.
LET ME SAY WE'RE MOST TERRIFIC SIMPLE GHOSTS NOT SCIENTIFIC MERELY SUPERNATURAL GHOULIES OF THE DAY.
HEAVY FOOT STEPS IN YOUR ATTIC MEANS A SPECTRE TELEPATHIC IS DESCENDING JUST TO SPIRIT YOU AWAY.. HEY!
WE ARE EXTRAODINARY FELLAHS HERE AT.. GHE.
TO BE ANOTHER URI GELLER COME TO .. GHE.
FOR A BIOGRAPHY WE'VE GHOST WRITERS AND NOT FORGETTING A GHOST SCRIPT,
AN APPARITION QUIPPED FROM DEEP INSIDE A CRYPT ..RING GHE.
AN APPARITION QUIPPED FROM DEEP INSIDE A CRYPT .RING GHE.
EVERY GUY AND GIRL WILL LOVE THE SPIRIT WORLD OF.. GHE.
A SEANCE OR TWO WILL BLAST THE PAST TO YOU VIA.. GHE.
FOR LEVITATIONS TRY OUR VISITATIONS GREAT MANIFESTATIONS ASTRALLY.
IT'S SIMPLY ESP PLUS PSYCHIC ENERGY AND.. GHE.
WE'VE GOT CLANKING CHAINS AND SUPERNATURAL BRAINS AT.. GHE.
IF THINGS KEEP FALLING DOWN A POLTERGEIST'S AROUND FROM.. GHE.
WE ANSWER ANY CALLS, WE ROLLERSKATE THROUGH WALLS, WE WANDER HEADLESS DOWN YOUR HALLS.
IF YOU WANT MOANS AND GROANS VIBRATING 'ROUND YOUR HOMES CALL.. GHE.
CAN OUR PSYCHIC SAVE YOUR SOULING SEND YOUR SPIRITS ROCK AND ROLLING
LET OUR GHOST FROM COAST TO COAST WAFT OVER YOU.
TO BE A GHASTLY INNOVATION A PHENOMENAL SENSATION
JUST GET SCARED TO DEATH BECOME A GHOST TOO... OOH!
WE KNOCK UPON YOUR DOOR THEN ENTER THROUGH THE FLOOR THAT'S.. GHE.
YOU WANT AN EXORCIST TO CLEAR THE MYSTIC MYTHS CALL.. GHE.
INVISIBILITY PLUS OUR AGILITY TO RAISE YOUR SPIRITS 'SCUSE THE PUN,
IS WHAT MAKES IT FUN TO BE A DEADLY SON OF.. GHE.
Ok i'm bored!!!!
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Waffle King
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hmmm i now have this strange urge to speak to this "GHE" thingy! wonder why!  
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