Raymond
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I've seen it all now...I know, I know, I know, I'm the first to moan when people just post links but I saw this and I just had to post it here.
No seriously, check it out...
http://www.parablocker.com/
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Bravo
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nah
By the time you wrote how much you don't like just posting links you could have given an indication of what it was.
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david hobbs
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| Bravo wrote: | nah
By the time you wrote how much you don't like just posting links you could have given an indication of what it was. |
Heh heh
Nothing like getting back at the raymundo is there.
You know this must be my next line to take to the markets and demonstrate.
Well yes I have almost retired but this is so seriously naff that it is just tailor made to sell.
These are not made in Hong Kong, ping pong or gone wrong, there made in England.
I'll serve the first six of you with your hands in the air.
Dont be number seven missus, don't be left out.
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Raymond
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They're actually made in Croatia.
I find it amazing that they work to a distance of 7 metres but only to a height of 3 metres.
So they only block out demons, hexes and ghosts who are shorter than 3 metres.
Those crazy Croatians.
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david hobbs
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I wonder how they test them out?
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wackyjacky
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OMG, I've seen it all now!!
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Lilly
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Re: I've seen it all now... | Raymond wrote: | I know, I know, I know, I'm the first to moan when people just post links but I saw this and I just had to post it here.
No seriously, check it out...
http://www.parablocker.com/ |
Wow! Raymond! I bet you sent off for half a dozen straight away!
wonder who is behind this product,they certainly have a good command of the Queen's English...lol
quote; ParaBlocker is features principles from different theories and is based on several theories. Most important thing is that this product provides you complete protection from influences and effects of paranormal activities.
pick me up from the floor someone
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Raymond
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I am really tempted to get one but I can't find one anywhere, not even ebay and normally you can get anything from Elvis' pubic hair to a bucket of cold piss on ebay.
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Lilly
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OMG Raymond! I thought you had better sense,or are you kidding????
Here's your link if you must!
PARABLOCKER.
* About ParaBlocker
* Scientific Background
* About us
* Where to buy
* Community
We deliver to whole world!
Telephone orders for now, webshop comming soon!
Skype Call
or
tel/fax: +385(0)1 2058962
We give 100% money back warranty on delivered product functionalities!
Copyright (c)2008 REL Inc
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Raymond
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But it doesn't say how much.
As much as I'd like to have this little gadget I'm not prepared to pay hundreds of pounds for a wooden box full of salt.
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Raymond
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LOL! I had to laugh. Have you read the bit on the website where it says 'Scientific Information'.
Get ready, here comes the science.....
ParaBlocker is features principles from different theories and is based on several theories. Most important thing is that this product provides you complete protection from influences and effects of paranormal activities.
Sorry, where's the science???
LOL!!!!
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david hobbs
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Talking bollox is an art.
Talking real bollox is a science.
That is where the science is.
I just have to explain everything around this place
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matt
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lol love it
so whats next?
Why doesn't GHE come up with its own range of magical boxes with flashy lights?
matt
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david hobbs
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Now your talking Matt.
Hows about rose coloured glasses complete with built in orbs on each lens.
a must for the true believer.
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Raymond
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I'd give anything a go that could make some cold hard handbag.
We could sell bags of dust and tell people to throw them around in the dark and take pictures.
Hobbs, get your wallet out, we need some dust!
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matt
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lol, i wonder how far people would be willing to believe if you cloaked it in enough science or mysticism?
Relics for instance would be a similar sort of thing although cloaked deeply in mysticism and religion rather then science, a dead finger of a saint having magical powers or healing qualities etc...
matt
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Samjaza
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I have a unique range of air guitars for sale, any colour, any shape, any price.
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Raymond
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I have some specially made pencils for left handed people. Because they are specially made for the cack-handed they cost £10 each.
Any takers?
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david hobbs
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I have boxes full of empties and i am assured by many satisfied customers that they are useful even if you never use them.
At a fiver a box these are a must buy.
Don't hesitate, don't be late or you will be the loser.
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Raymond
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Ahhh, it's all coming back now Hobbs isn't it?
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david hobbs
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I think that in these dangerous times we shoud have an alien abduction tracker chip sold on this forum.
You just never can be to sure when you are going to be grabbed and medicaly inspected by the little grey buggers.
A must for all out door people.
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evergreen
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I know a few people who may be interested in one of those at least :)
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david hobbs
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Just get them to send money and I can invent anything that they can dream up.
How's about Oily Guardian angles for dyslexic mediums.
Yes yes we are really getting somewhere with this.
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Raymond
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KER-CHING!!!
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