Hands

david hobbs · Hands

Hands that help are holier than lips that pray.

Raymond

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david hobbs

I used to like Max Bygraves.

Always seemed such a nice person.

Raymond

I bet he was the pick of the pops in your day wasn't he Hobbs?

david hobbs

Erm well

Er

Yes actually.

Raymond

Yes.

I can just see you doing the old soft shoe.

david hobbs

Actualy the Gavot and the milatry two step were my favourites

I bet Scott will PM you asking what the Gavot is.

Raymond

And I'll PM Swanny to ask her.

david hobbs

Jeez I might as well go talk to the ruddy wall.

Raymond

Hobbs, are these your younger sisters?...

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Raymond

Friggin' lesbians get everywhere!!!

david hobbs

I'd like to sort out the one in the floral skirt mate

What a little darlin

Raymond

You could sit up all night scratching her varicose veins for her.

Ooooh you're a Casanova you Hobbs.

david hobbs

Vericose veins.

She told me that the tatooist had had a few drinks and done a map of the moterways on her legs.

Hot stuff though matey.

I forgot to luricate and my willie burst into flames

I can't believe I said that.

Raymond

No I can't either.

We all know a decent fire needs a lot of good kindling.

david hobbs

Oh well

Now it's a stick of charcoaI might be able to draw with it.

Raymond

Well I hope you charged her a search fee.

david hobbs

Well actually I sent a search party looking for it but the were never seen again

Next time I shall wear ski's with HELP painted on the bottom