david hobbs
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DissgracefulAs there is so much nonsense on this forum at the moment I want to look at one of the more important aspects of life.
I cannot believe that Zoe was voted off of stricktly last night.
This is a national disgrace in my opinion and should be met with rioting in the streets.
Whay say you.
X Factor fans need not respond as this is aimed at the more intelligent members.
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Raymond
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Well thankyou very much Mr. Hobbs. I missed the Strictly last night (F*cking work!) and I was going to watch it this afternoon on BBC iPlayer. But now that you've told me the outcome it hardly seems worth it.
Oh, and don't worry, I don't think any of the x-factor fans will comment on this.
'Strictly Come Dancing' has far too many syllables in it for them to pass comment.
And to what 'nonsense' are you referring on the forum?
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david hobbs
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Well I just read some
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swanlady
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| Raymond wrote: | Well thankyou very much Mr. Hobbs. I missed the Strictly last night (F*cking work!) and I was going to watch it this afternoon on BBC iPlayer. But now that you've told me the outcome it hardly seems worth it.
Oh, and don't worry, I don't think any of the x-factor fans will comment on this.
'Strictly Come Dancing' has far too many syllables in it for them to pass comment.
And to what 'nonsense' are you referring on the forum? |
Have.nt that show "strictly" been axed yet?
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david hobbs
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Oh the cold damp Welsh air has addled your brains Swannie.
I know it's not your fault but do try moving to a drier climate and let your judjement have a chance to dry out.
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swanlady
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| david hobbs wrote: | Oh the cold damp Welsh air has addled your brains Swannie.
I know it's not your fault but do try moving to a drier climate and let your judjement have a chance to dry out. |
so it has been axed then. Oh good. It was clogging up the channels. 
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Raymond
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| swanlady wrote: | | Have.nt that show "strictly" been axed yet? |
No Swanny it's all about balance you see?
ITV puts on show full of grinning, idiot children with no talent being judged by grinning, idiot adults with no talent, and the BBC put on a show with professional people learning and perfecting a new talent being judged by people who have spent a lifetime in the dance business. (Except that fool Alesha Dixon, of course).
Don't take away Strictly Swanny. Intelligent people have to watch something on a Saturday night until they bring back Ant and Dec.
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david hobbs
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It has not been axed because it is far to popular among the more discerning of us.
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swanlady
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Bring back Live at the London Palladium is what I say.
Now there was a show hard to beat.
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Raymond
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While programmes like Strictly are being watched I'm happy in the knowledge that all is not lost for Britain.
While programmes like X-Factor are being watched the more I grow in favour of ritual slaughter.
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david hobbs
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I thougt the X factor was ritual slaughter
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Raymond
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Talking of X-Factor, I glanced at a newspaper yesterday and Simon Cowell apparently said that if those twins stay in another week he would cancel the whole show and quit Britain forever!
Hobbs, get the number that's supports those twins. We've got to keep them in that show!
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david hobbs
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RAYMOND
You just confessed to watching that crap.
Now I have to confess too
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swanlady
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| david hobbs wrote: | RAYMOND
You just confessed to watching that crap.
Now I have to confess too |
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david hobbs
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Oh Bums 
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Raymond
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No I really don't watch it, but on the promise of the whole thing being axed and Simon Cowell pissing off I'd be more than happy to.
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david hobbs
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yes Simon the slime man.
I wonder if he is a slimey as he comes across on TV
I bet he's a nice bloke really.
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Raymond
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He probably couldn't give a crap just as long as the money keeps rolling in from poor people ringing up to save the acts on his shows.
Oh yeah, they can't afford to feed thier kids decent food but they can afford to ring up a TV show to keep talentless idiots in.
Still, I suppose when you're that poor and ugly, watching the x factor is a welcome distraction.
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david hobbs
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Yes I know
I mean I don't know or at least I don't want you to think I know
If you get my meaning
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Raymond
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I'm way ahead of you Hobbs.
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david hobbs
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Shop lifters can move a bit.
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Waffle King
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Cancel them all and bring back Dr Who and Torchwood!! and possibly another Era of Star Trek, minus Shatner and Spandex!!
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swanlady
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| Waffle King wrote: | | Cancel them all and bring back Dr Who and Torchwood!! and possibly another Era of Star Trek, minus Shatner and Spandex!! |
OMG It gets worse. 
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Waffle King
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Rather Dr Who then X-factor, at least in Dr Who there are good-looking people, doing fantastic acting, unless they're Cathrine Tate of course 
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