david hobbs
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ChatIs it just me or does it take about a half an hour just to get past the chat section theses days?
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wackyjacky
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 I was thinking the very same thing today yself!
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david hobbs
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See.
I am still stuck on the chat section.
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wackyjacky
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Yeah, look at that, so am I!
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Raymond
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You need to go on holiday again Hobbs. We all have a holiday when you're away.
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david hobbs
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Well i dare say it gives your mind a rest.
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Raymond
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It certainly gives my laughter muscle a rest.
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evergreen
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oh dear the thought I just had.. somebody stop me...
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Scott
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it's good that this section is always busy. at least members have something to say and want to spend time here
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billy nomates
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you need a new section for dating!
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Bravo
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I don't go on the chat section, I just click to view latest posts...
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Raymond
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| billy nomates wrote: | | you need a new section for dating! |
We're managing perfectly well without one thanks Billy.
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billy nomates
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i hope scott takes some rope with him........
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Raymond
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Rope?
I was going to suggest inch-thick chains, but rope is good...
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swanlady
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you boys have got me giggling again. I,ve learnt not to be drinking a cuppa while reading posts on here now.
Got tired of choking and having to clean the keyboard of tea. 
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david hobbs
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| Raymond wrote: | Rope?
I was going to suggest inch-thick chains, but rope is good... |
Now Scott is a delicate flower and even a rough northener would not chain him up.
Or would he.
Emmmm.
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billy nomates
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he is going to need rope-
to tie his foot to the radiator!
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david hobbs
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| billy nomates wrote: | he is going to need rope-
to tie his foot to the radiator! |
He hasn't got a foot
It's no more than three inches.
Best he ties it to a gas filled balloon
At least it will head north.
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Raymond
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People have tried tying me up in rope before but eventually I just gnaw my way through.
That's why I suggested chains, but, whatever floats your boat Billy.
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david hobbs
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Nowadays of course you just wait a while and diet your way out of ropes chains handcuffs etc.
Very cunning.
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Raymond
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I just got the gag about the foot and the three inches.
Well Hobbs, at least I don't have to use a splint.
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david hobbs
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Well actually I use a good starch these days.
I had to go to the doctors today because I was getting really worried.
I said to the doctor that when i was thirty I used to get a hard on that I could not bend at all.
Then I explained that now I am 63 I can bend it a bit.
Does this mean that I am getting stronger?
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Raymond
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You've been watching Chubby Brown again haven't you?
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david hobbs
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I luv Chubby Brown
I am leaving this ruddy chat section because even typing as fast as I can I have been here half an hour and still can't get past it.
I'm off, back soon.
Maybe
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