Raymond
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Are You An Alien? - Take The TestAn American woman called Cari Barlow believes she is from another planet and has been sent here to live among us.
"I have known I was from elsewhere since I was born" She says "It was confirmed to me when my ex-husband saw me shape-shift while I slept one night".
Cari claims she was first visited by her alien family when she was 5 or 6. At first the visits happened every night for about 2 months. Their last visit was to let her watch them place implants behind her eyes. That was the last visit they allowed her to remember.
Her full alien name is Commander Sanni Ceto and she claims to be able to receive messages from 'her people' in a manner similar to channelling.
When she was a child lightning hit her front porch and she started having "movie-like" visions of her people and her spaceship.
She has met her crew members who sit in swivel chairs around consoles in a cockpit.
She also believes it was her ship that crashed in Roswell.
She says there are others out there who are also from her home planet who, for whatever reason, must live among the humans.
She has complied a test that she says will help these people discover themselves.
An alien in human form usually...
1) Has a history of UFO and or paranormal encounters
2) Has strange memories or dreams especially of flying and visiting alien worlds
3) Has psychic abilities and highly intuitive
4) Has sensitivities to light, sound, electricity and electro-magnetic fields
5) Has chronic sinus trouble, abnormal blood pressure and insomnia
6) Has an extra vertebrae and/or a rare blood group
7) Has awareness of alien implants in their body
8) Has an affinity with nature and the distant past of humanity
9) Has cresent-shaped eyes
10) Are always helpful
11) Are unable to cope with common human behaviour such as anger, violence and cheating
12) Are often out of sync with human customs such as marriage
13) Feel lost or abandoned on this Earth. Deep down they don't feel as though they belong here.
Hmmm...
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david hobbs
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Perhaps the commander will come on the forum.
She should fit in nicely.
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swanlady
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Always thought i was odd. 
Now we know why 
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david hobbs
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Yes Commander we do.
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swanlady
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| Quote: | | Yes Commander we do. |
you recognised me David
now i,m going to have to experiment with your brain 
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Raymond
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Joking aside, wouldn't it great to have a conversation with this woman? I'm sure she's as crazy as a box of frogs but I would love to go for a drink with her.
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david hobbs
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| swanlady wrote: | | Quote: | | Yes Commander we do. |
you recognised me David
now i,m going to have to experiment with your brain |
Then thank God microscopes have been invented,
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david hobbs
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| Raymond wrote: | | Joking aside, wouldn't it great to have a conversation with this woman? I'm sure she's as crazy as a box of frogs but I would love to go for a drink with her. |
Do you think I was joking when I said get her on the forum?
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Raymond
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She might have to charge you a search fee Hobbs.
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david hobbs
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It would take more than a casual search mate.
Would anyone here recognise a brain if it jumped out of the rugby club bath and soaped their backs.
If so what are you doing here.
Time to hide I think.
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swanlady
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On a serious note.
I did have some sort of experience once which i still can,t explain.
We were living in a rented flat before we bought our house in Abertridwr.
It was the winter and early dark nights.
We had just come home from doing the weekly food shopping.
Mike and Trystan took the shopping into the flat, and i stood out on the pavement, as i had noticed a circle of white lights directly above me in the sky.
There were about eight lights and they were,nt moving. in fact they were,nt doing anything. they were just there in the sky.
I called Mike back out to take a look. he could,nt explain it either and went back indoors.
Two other people that were passing in the street stopped and looked at these lights too. The lights were there for about 20 minutes, then they very slowly faded away.
Still don,t know what they were to this day.
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david hobbs
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When you say a circle of lights Swannie. roughly how many and at what height.
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Raymond
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I've never knowingly seen a UFO myself. I would like to but I don't think I'd enjoy all that abduction and losing time stuff though.
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swanlady
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| Quote: | | When you say a circle of lights Swannie. roughly how many and at what height. |
About eight lights in a circle.
No idea at what height. But they were very close, or so they seemed. way above the roof tops. And when they faded, the circles became smaller gradually.
| Quote: | | I've never knowingly seen a UFO myself. I would like to but I don't think I'd enjoy all that abduction and losing time stuff though. |
I was,nt abducted and there was no loss of time.
All i saw were the lights.
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Hunter
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There's a lot there that I agree with in the list.
About 27 years ago I was having a fag in our back garden when I saw a vehicle in the sky moving in an erratic fashion. It had red lights on top & yellow below & the lights were turning in opposite directions.
There was the OZ factor (no sound !). I ran from the back of the house through to the front as the object was flying over the house.
When I reached the front of the house it had gone !
When I was young, about 7 or 8 I'd often sort of black out in the school playground, all that was said would be incomprehensible to me and I used to think they were the aliens. (It could have been that we'd moved from Sunderland to Plymouth and I didn't understand the accent yet, but I dunno as it lasted for a couple of years.)
Also I was forever getting nosebleeds......... My nose just had to be touched and it bled. This was stopped when I was about 20, when our dog was so happy to see me when I was on hols from Uni that she jumped up & broke my nose. (She was a great Dane !)
Now I don't get nosebleeds but strong sinus attacks !
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evergreen
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Just about everything on that is the same as the said "indigo" children qualities...
I have one child who is for ever dreaming of spaceship and aliens
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Fire_Dragon
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ufos and aliens.
B****cks!
Why do people believe c**p like this?
There is no proof that ufos or aliens exist.
The Dragon
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david hobbs
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| Fire_Dragon wrote: | ufos and aliens.
B****cks!
Why do people believe c**p like this?
There is no proof that ufos or aliens exist.
The Dragon |
Well thank you for your considered opinion Fire Dragon.
Tell us,Why do people believe in this sort of thing.
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Fire_Dragon
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| david hobbs wrote: | | Fire_Dragon wrote: | ufos and aliens.
B****cks!
Why do people believe c**p like this?
There is no proof that ufos or aliens exist.
The Dragon |
Well thank you for your considered opinion Fire Dragon.
Tell us,Why do people believe in this sort of thing. |
Good question David, are they unable to deal with reality?
Is it an ego trip, do they feel special?
Look at a classic abduction case, it comes down to loss of control.
An individual projecting a situation into the realm of fantasy where they do not have to deal with it?
The Dragon
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david hobbs
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| Fire_Dragon wrote: | | david hobbs wrote: | | Fire_Dragon wrote: | UFOs and aliens.
B****cks!
Why do people believe c**p like this?
There is no proof that UFOs or aliens exist.
The Dragon |
Well thank you for your considered opinion Fire Dragon.
Tell us,Why do people believe in this sort of thing. |
Good question David, are they unable to deal with reality?
Is it an ego trip, do they feel special?
Look at a classic abduction case, it comes down to loss of control.
An individual projecting a situation into the realm of fantasy where they do not have to deal with it?
The Dragon |
So then in a way it is a way of dealing with a situation beyond the control of a person.
Yes that is well known even to a non psychologist like myself.
I have of course met quite a few people who have seen UFOs and they didn't seem to be re-telling their stories to impress me. That may be because to them it may have been a very real experience.
There is of course the fact that the military must test things all of the time that are not in the public domain and a good old UFO story can cover these secret projects very nicely indeed.
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Raymond
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I have to agree I do find the ramblings of this Commander Chico-dicko (whatever she calls herself) a bit far fetched, and I would imagine a hell of a lot of what she says probably stems from her need to be, in some way, special.
Fire Dragon, you really shouldn't make sweeping statements like "UFO's, Aliens, Bollocks!" Even I wouldn't be that arrogant.
As much as the believers can't prove they are real, you can't prove they aren't.
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swanlady
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| Quote: | ufos and aliens.
B****cks!
Why do people believe c**p like this?
There is no proof that ufos or aliens exist.
The Dragon |
Are you always so rude?
Did you have to learn it or were you born like it
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Raymond
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| Fire_Dragon wrote: | | There is no proof that ufos or aliens exist. |
There's no proof they don't either.
To believe that our small planet is the only one that supports life in the entire cosmos is, to say the least, a little narrow minded.
I don't say that because of some misguided need of comfort that we might be alone in the big cold universe, I say that because it just makes sense.
However we got here, be it by creation or happy accident, I find it difficult to accept that it only happened in our little part of space.
I've never really been into the whole 'UFO' thing. I'm sure if a flying saucer landed on the White House lawn I'd pay more attention but at the moment it really doesn't grab my gonads.
I don't think aliens have visited Earth thus far. Why would they come here as often as we're led to believe they are for seemingly pointless reasons.
I'm quite sure if little green men had travelled all the way from their planet to ours they would do it for a reason other than hiding behind lamposts in Mexico - as certain members of YouTube would have us believe.
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evergreen
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My lovely son Griffin was talking last night (while we were admiring that glorious moon) about aliens...
so in the immortal and untarnished words of an 11 year old boy....
"...with all the galaxies out there all the places we haven't been I'm mean mum we haven't even been to all the planets we've only landed on the moon and there's hundreds more planets we dont' even know exist yet ..... we cant' be the only life form that would just be stupid. Who do we think we are to think we are? super beings or something ?....."
HA!
is he right ?
well who knows but at least he is thinking 
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swanlady
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You have a very clever young lad there EG hun. Its good that he takes an interest in everything around him.
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evergreen
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ah Swannie that's so sweet of you he fails miserably at everything in school ha! and I'm not at all worried he's a real shinning star just in a way that school cant' see.. if I could play music like him I'd be making millions I wonder what he will do
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swanlady
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Tell your son the same as i tell all my children EG.
I don,t care if they are bottom of the class, as long as they did their best, then to me, they are top in my books.
Your son will be like my children EG.
anything he wants to be.
Charlotte so far wants to a nurse/hairdresser/cashier/beautician/gardener/doctor/teacher, and now she,s into horse riding in a big way. so now she either wants to be a jockey or work the stables.lol
Tom on the other hand wants to stay home with mum and dad.lol
and Jade is just bad bloody tempered.pmsl. but thats a three year old for you.lol
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Raymond
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| evergreen wrote: | | he fails miserably at everything in school |
If the Australian schooling system is anything as bad as our schooling system then that's not such a bad thing.
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evergreen
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ha! like I said I'm not too concerned at all he is more mature than the other boys his age and that shows real intelligence in my book
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