Raymond
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An old fairyI didn't write this but I wish I had;
No-one loves a fairy when she's forty
No-one loves a fairy when she's old
She may still have a magic power but that is not enough
They like their bit of magic from a younger bit of stuff
When once your silver star has lost its glitter
And your tinsel looks like rust instead of gold
Fairy days are ending when your wand has started bending
No-one loves a fairy when she's old
Well, I'm still 38. My wand is still straight and erect.
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white wolf
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and lead in your pencil aswell im sure.
good on you Raymond.
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Raymond
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I think it's an old music hall number.
With all their prudishness those Victorians certainly gave us some high camp via the music halls. I love this one;
Oh, what a beauty!
I've never seen one as big as that before.
Oh! What a beauty!
It must be two foot long or even more.
It's such a lovely colour
And big and round and fat,
I've never seen a marrow, as quite as big as that!
Oh, what a beauty
I've never seen one as big as that before!
LOL! 
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evergreen
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david hobbs
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Well i must have been around a bit too long because I have to admit to having heard them both.
I love nothing better than comic songs.
For instance I don't like Victoria Wood but I will listen to her songs all day long.
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white wolf
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I agree about that too.
SHE came to my place of work a few months ago to film a xmas special in
a deserted warehouse we have,took the whole weeknd.
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