Raymond
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"Zombies will kill us all" - claim Scientists.In more bad news for the living today, scientists have determined that humanity would almost certainly perish in the (probably still unlikely) event of a zombie outbreak.
Using maths and probability to demonstrate what us Walking Dead fans have known for years, a team in Canada have shown that an zombie-like infection -- one that quickly killed its victims and then returned them to life in order to feast on the living -- would, mathmatically speaking, spell almost certain doom for us all.
Among the issues faced by humanity would be the exponential increase in new zombies created after each human dies, and the sudden shutdown of vital services and resources.
Only massive and frequent counter-attacks upon the Zombie Menace would give humans any hope of survival says the paper, which is published this week under the title 'Infectious Diseases Modelling Research Progress'.
The University of Ottowa researchers who worked on the study assumed that the zombies were the classic, slow-moving type seen in the original George A. Romero films, and not the heretical and far-more-deadly ultra-fast zombies as seen in films like 28 Days Later. Even so their analysis revealed that any attempt to cure or capture the Shuffling Horde would only put off the inevitable. (Read More)
"It's imperitive that zombies are dealt with quickly," the paper says. "Or else... we are all in a great deal of trouble."
The study has been welcomed by disease specialists around the world for its contribution to understanding deadly outbreaks. Those championing the paper include Prof. Neil Ferguson, who is a chief advisor on swine flu for the UK government.
"My understanding of zombie biology is that if you manage to decapitate a zombie then it's dead forever. So perhaps they are being a little over-pessimistic when they conclude that zombies might take over a city in three or four days," Ferguson told the BBC.
- AOL News
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Waffle King
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I think that a few Scientists have been playing to much NaziZombies on the Call Of Duty World at World on the xbox 
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david hobbs
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Zombies are a very real threat.
Just walk around Tesco's and you will see for your self.
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Raymond
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Or visit Essex.
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david hobbs
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Essex is the sunshine capitol of the UK.
The air is fresh the girls are beautiful and the scenery is second only to Switzerland
East London is a shit hole.
The air is chewable and the people look as if they have been.
When you get stabbed in London it's like as not that infected wounds will kill you rather that the knife whereas in Essex all knives are sterilised before taking out to the various pubs and clubs.
I could go on without offending most East enders as most of them can't read English. And that includes the indigenous population
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Raymond
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| david hobbs wrote: | | The air is fresh |
...and so are the girls.
How do you know when an Essex girl is having an orgasm?
She drops her chips.
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david hobbs
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If that wasn't so true I would find something to say by way of retaliation.
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Raymond
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I was in Romford one Friday night and I thought they were having an 'idiots and whores' theme party, but no – that's just Romford on a Friday night.
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david hobbs
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Well i have to tell you this.
A friend invited me out for a drink on a Friday night and we went to a pub in southend.
I have never seen so much flesh in my bleeding life.
I think I might go next week.
I have never seen so many unpaid whores,in my life and I do not use the term lightly.
Then these same girls will ask or respect no doubt.
Well I would respect you if you'd just take your fanny off of my elbow because I am trying to have a drink and I can't lift the glass.
Deff going next week and must get some new glasses and a short sleeved shirt.
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Raymond
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I know that pub!!!
It's where blind people go isn't it?
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david hobbs
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Funny you should say that but my mates girlfriend is blind.
No really she is.
I suppose the girls look at the girly mags and try to emulate the pop stars in them.
Thing is a mini skirt and a boob tube don't look to good on a size twenty with more pictures on the exposed flesh than on the walls of the Tate gallery.
One girl sitting with a load of boys was shouting out F me F me at the top of her voice.
Obviously they didn't.
Well the beer would have go everywhere.
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Raymond
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Oh Mr. Hobbs you really do go to the classiest joints.
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david hobbs
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Yes it's true.
Thing is I don't go out to pubs so I don't really know what the best ones are.
Perhaps at long last I have found my true level.
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evergreen
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its interesting how people cry equality and yet they want others to act a certain way.. 
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