Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:19 pm Post subject: You just have to read this!!!!
Alternative therapist sacks Red Indian spirit guide for being useless
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A reflexologist from Glastonbury has fired her Red Indian spirit guide ‘Starhawk’ for being ‘a bit crap really’, after a 35 year working partnership. Ellie Farrell had first discovered the identity of her spirit guide at a new age fair in Weston-Super-Mare two years ago; ‘A psychic artist did a pastel drawing of him. Obviously, I was delighted to know I had a genuine Native American guiding my soul through this life, but to be honest, he did look a bit twee and kitsch, like that ‘crying Pierrot’ painting, but with a head dress and mauve aura.
Yes some guides are indeed crap,in fact having visited many Spiritualist Churches and mediums I would say that a very high percentage of guides are crap.
When you consider the reverence that is give to guides and the look of devotion that crosses the faces of some mediums when talking about their guides why do they come out with so much utter nonsense?
I think that someone in the great here after should begin a school for guides before letting the buggers loose on an unsuspecting public.
Perhaps the EEC should standardise the level of communicative competence required by a returning spirit.
Mind you it is clever the way that a three hundred year old Chinaman can speak perfect English. _________________ Please visit our main site
I once went to a trance demonstration at the SAGB. There was the usual gaggle of excited old ladies pouring tea when I got there.
Anyway, the demonstration got underway and a parade of various characters came through one of which being none other that Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle, no less!
Towards the end of the demonstration the medium's guide can through who turned out to be a Chinese man who apparently died hundreds and hundreds of years ago and started telling us how we should all love each other and be nice to fluffy animals and all that. He then invited the audience to ask him questions.
A few questions came forward about what happens after death, what is heaven like, had he met Elvis. His replies were peppered with a lot of (and I kid you not!) "Ahh so" and "Very honourable".
I put my hand up and asked him to speak some Chinese for me. All eyes in the room glared at me.
"You would not understand me if I spoke my native tongue child" He said
"Very true" I replied "But I know Chinese when I hear it, so can I hear some please?"
Needless to say I didn't hear any Chinese that evening.
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