So much of mystery surrounding Nessie. It's a bit like Ufo's. Loads of evidence but no tangible proof. Well not that I know of anyway _________________ Please visit our main site
... shame no real proof :( Great of trouism though
Im taking the boys camping there this summer and thier going to be so dissapionted if they dont see anything, think im going to have to come up with a ruse to fool them, an inflatable or something, need to put my thinking cap on (the extra large one) he he :D
... shame no real proof :( Great of trouism though
Im taking the boys camping there this summer and thier going to be so dissapionted if they dont see anything, think im going to have to come up with a ruse to fool them, an inflatable or something, need to put my thinking cap on (the extra large one) he he :D
Unless of course we do see ONE of them :D
Don't forget a trip around Boleskine House where aleister Crolwey performed his Abramelin rituals, and left them open _________________ ---
O once met a Brazilian newspaper reporter. I asked him what he thought about ufo's. Rubbish was his reply. When I heard of one shaped like a coffee pot that was enough for me.
There is a lot more going on within the crop circle fraternity than meets the eye. Not necessarily alien connected but certainly odd. I hope to have some news on that next week on my return from Wiltshire. _________________ Please visit our main site
Nessie is total fiction. The doctor who took 'the' photograph that started it all did say that he made it using an old log.
The Nessie thing got sorted about three years ago as a 'definite'.
Was it?
Why then are scientists STILL looking?
And what about the locals who have seen something but dont wont to tell, newpapers ect... because they are private people
You say you keep an open mind, yet you have closed your mind to this.
Nessie isnt the only Loch/Lake unidentified creature in the world they is a few more, in remote places around the world
And when it comes down to it, dont really give a two hoots on one persons opion as Im going there for my kids just as my Dad took me there when I was a kid full of wonder for the world, as only kids can be, Im glad to say I havent yet lost that wonder completey
Its a bit of fun and wonder
And I can not wait to take my boys, memories
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Loch monsters have been reported not just from Loch Ness but from bodies of water all over the world.
Ireland if full off secluded bodies of water and also lot's of tales of monsters.
I wonder why it is Nessie that gets all of the publicity.
I was watching something on TV the other night and it pointed out that the nutrition available in loch Ness would make it impossible for any creature of this size to survive. _________________ Please visit our main site
Suggest, purely in the interests of professionalism, that you demonstrate exactly what is required as my method acting skills are somewhat suspect.
Does Nessie smoke?
Also consider a Nessie tour of other interesting (and preferably warm) bodies of water. Ireland would be good again.....somewhere mediterranean is appealing
Suggest, purely in the interests of professionalism, that you demonstrate exactly what is required as my method acting skills are somewhat suspect.
Does Nessie smoke?
Also consider a Nessie tour of other interesting (and preferably warm) bodies of water. Ireland would be good again.....somewhere Mediterranean is appealing
To address the smoking issue first.
Nessie changed religion to Rastafarian some years back. It actually allowed her more privacy as for the last ten years she has been mistaken for a steamboat with a multi coloured funnel. Fair enough it does mean the steerings a tad off and lots of sandwich breaks but the tourists did leave her alone for quite some time.
I am afraid that the management cannot run to swanning off to warmer climes as most of the available funds have gone towards Nessie's particular favorite brand of Jamaican Woodbine's as we want to be as authentic as possible. Not cheap at the rate she gets through them. Also we have to fit filters due to the high carbon emissions from said Woodbine's, and of course health and safety regulations.
I hope that these terms and conditions are to your satisfaction and look forward to a long and lucrative relationship.
Acting skills are not required to a very high standard but swimming whilst having a bath tub strapped to your back is I am afraid a requirement. _________________ Please visit our main site
Whilst I commend the budgetary priorities of this venture, said Woodbines reduced me to hopeless giggles on last attempt, which rules out swimming without drowning entirely, with or without bathtub.
I wish you luck in this project, and trust you will find a suitably warmblooded and multi-skilled candidate in the near future.
Whilst I commend the budgetary priorities of this venture, said Woodbines reduced me to hopeless giggles on last attempt, which rules out swimming without drowning entirely, with or without bathtub.
I wish you luck in this project, and trust you will find a suitably warmblooded and multi-skilled candidate in the near future.
I feel that perhaps your response may have been made in haste and without consideration of the considerable interest there is in Nessie and therefore a rare opportunity to make a nice few quid, er....... I mean, earn a reasonable sum and er ....yes and to benefit Scotland and the Scottish economy.
I have a theory about Nessie, it involves our very only KJS and previous generations of KJS's a very large bucket of brandy and a wooden log! I'm sure you can all guess the theory.
but on a more serious note (me serious, the laughter could go for an age) Nessie is a myth, the photos aren't really evidence, and to have a Nessie, you'd have to have at least 8, unless genetics don't matter, then you'd need 2, to start with, so if we work it back, if Nessie did exist, it would be a family of Nessie's. For several thousands of years, so to end the waffle, it's mathematically impossible and totally improbable, unless of course, Nessie is a government experiment gone wrong...... _________________ I give you, the Waffle King
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